Oh Pearlie dear, why do you persist?
You have now made it to MY naughty list.
There’s too much sugar in this world, I fear,
We certainly don’t need to give it away here!
Crowns are meant to be worn on your head,
Crowns on teeth fill me with dread!
Apparently, you didn’t understand my request,
Let me try again, I’ll do my best:
NO MORE SWEETS.
NO MORE TREATS.